Jul 19, 2020

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What Being Absurdly Wealthy & Important Taught Me About Life

AKA, every clickbait post ever.

I went to a car dealership when I was 12 years old to buy like seven Lamborghinis.

The dealer treated me like I was 12 — which I was.

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